BITCH

yesterday didnt happen.

i didnt wake up quarrelling with my brother.
i didnt leave home fuming mad with my mum still nagging.
i didnt meet izzat and iylia and left them both.
i didnt check my awful results.
i didnt cry incessantly.
i didnt eat.
i didnt go for silat and busted my knee.
i didnt meet izzat and screamed at him.
he didnt let me see his phone.
he didnt msg her.
she didnt msg him.

if i know that my guy friend has a gf who hates me, with all due respect, i'll stay away. not pour sad stories and expect sympathy and pity out of the guy.

go find another shoulder to cry on, bitch.

and if i were a guy and i know that my gf hates this girl cuz she was flirting with me, i'll tell her to stay away. but apparently, some guys dont get it.

if im a bitch, ill say it to her face to STAY AWAY.
lucky for you,
im not.

and did my bf said i hated you?
initially i didnt. had no reason to.
its okay if u mutually flirted with him.
i never did hate you,
until last night.

merdeka!!!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!
ITS FINALLY OVER!
FREEDOM!
MERDEKA! MERDEKAAAAA!!!!

ARE MY CAPS ANNOYING YOU?
MY MUM USED TO SMS ME USING CAPS.
NOW SHE USES SMS SHORTHAND LIKE
wr r u
cm bck nw
trf mn
cl me
AND EXPECTS PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY.
AND YET PEOPLE DO.
ITS A MUM-THING.
LIKE HOW MUMS MUST ANNOY YOU AT LEAST ONCE EVERY SINGLE DAY? ITS A ROUTINE. THATS HOW THEY SHOW HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU AND HOW MUCH THEY CARE. SO WE HAVE COME TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT ANNOY=LOVE.

THUS I ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

OKAY.
we ditch the caps and talk about how happy i am.
exams over sia. and they saved the best paper for the last.
PSYCH STATS is like A Maths of uni, in other words, CRAZY.
but Alhamdullilah, i thought it was pretty do-able. its undeniably SUSAH NAK MAMPOS but do-able would suffice for now.
so much for wanting CAP 4.0. impossibleismo. the sem started off bad bad bad. and what was i doing? waterfest planning. SHEESH. blame everything else but you.

i miss being smart. i bet noone believes my L1R5 ifor the Os was 7. kebabats! 7! sigh. thost were the days eh. i have temporary intelligence disorder.

anyhoos, its about time i can sit here and stare into space and say, "OH NO I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO." but aisyah being aisyah, i wont allow that to happen so i've prepared a litany of THINGS TO DO AFTER THE EXAMS. but theres a big big problem: There's no such thing as free lunch. (wah ber-economist nampak!) AHH ECONS! THE HORROR!!
dont ever stuff econs sh** up my face EVER AGAIN. unless i get an A for econs which is impossiblismo! oh well :( (whats with impossiblismo, aisyah? -no eye dear) haha no eye dear sak. GILER. GILER is an understatement. okay no UNDERWORD. more on gilerness and what nots later but pls..can u stop making me digress?
(i didnt finish my econs paper. i know. what the fish.)

yes. so back to my list of THINGS TO DO AFTER THE EXAMS. i plan to do so many berlambak things and i dont plan to work, but im earning negatives and i want to spend so i have to work, not that i want to but i HAVE TO. so am i considered unemployed if i dont work? do i make up the labour force participation rate? HAHAHA econs sh**. superpokes econs. throws econs book at izzat. i HATE ECONS, and he's probably doing it for the rest of his life or so.

he said the most contradicting thing in the world just now: girls should marry when they're 25, no more. GLARES AT IZZAT. seriously dude. who's waiting for who now?

sheesh kebabs. im FAT. i need to run. OH RUNNING tops off my THINGS TO DO AFTER THE EXAMS list. wee. then i wanna swim and climb and sleeep. YES SLEEEP. i had the exams pimples and the exams eye bags and the exams puffy face. i slept for 3 hours after my paper just now. punyer lah shiok!

but dreadful! the weather! the higher authority is punishing us for the many sins that we have committed! the weather is just FREAKIN HOT these days. i remembered when i was in thailand last year and the sun was like DAMN HOT even when u walk in the streets u can feel the SCORCHING HOT sunlight burning your skin cells and i was thankful Singapore isnt like THAT but i spoke too soon. i swear its equally as HOT here now as it was in thailand. GAAAH. i hate pollution! i'll join rudy in his environmental rights revolusion!!!

talking bout rudy boy. HAPPY 21ST TO THE GUY WHO CALLED ME WOMAN THE FIRST TIME WE MET and im not kidding, so was he. i thought he hated me when he said "hey woman!" (i think he did) scary mary. anyways, we had a partaaayy at moomoos crib on saturday. haha moomoo ke per. adz was extraliciously nice to organize the post exam party (even tho i havent finished my exams) at his house. it was fantabulously giler. we played FAST FACTS OF THE DAY which made me laugh until i cried (whats new right aisyah?) but no seriously. rudy and iylia are the 2 most wittiest tak leh angkat smart mamats ive ever met. and i thought them how to play the infamous BABI. rudy's reaaaallllyyy bad at this game. iylia couldnt keep his mouth SHUT and izzat won lah (we should play babi more cuz thats the only time izzat can keep quiet). it was a blast :)
then i spent 17hours on sunday mugging for STATS. skipped lunch and shower cuz they take up time. hahaha.

okay doks. FREE ONLINE MOVIES here i commmeeee!!!

annoy you,
aisyah :)