Friday, June 10, 2005

between rowing and death

heyy ya!!
im feeeeeellllliiiiinnnnn' damn good. cuz i just ate tim tam original chocolate biscuits dipped in hot milo. damn irresistable. like me. haha. mosquitoes cant resist me ahh. am i that sweet?? awwww. im bloody touched. haha. punny punny. get it? bloody? mosquitoes? yea.
*slap!!!*
aisyah deserves that.
anyways, i have currently infinite mosquito bites on my legs and arms. i need mopiko. seriously. so yea. im trapped here somewhere in pandan. around jalan buruh. next to the pandan reservoir. im in camp for goodness sake. when normal people go on holidays or can shop around orchard road like noone's business. im still here. always will be here. goddammnit. i just realised that i haf no life.
*gasp*
no im not in some leisure camp or one week camp. nono. not a one month camp. not two months either. three months? errr. no. its a freakin' 6 months camp. 6 months? yes. 6 months. as in 12345...6. ya. SIX MONTHS camp. im serious. do u think i have time to lie to u? u heard that right. 6 months. so, the camp started like 3 weeks ago. and i cant beilieve i survived 3 bloody hellish torturous damn exhausting weeks. or was it 4 weeks? see i lost track of time. and ive not been watching tv since then. but i do watch movies once in a while. im a little bit of pro-piracy. like as if u're NOT. like the other day i watched pirates of the carribean. oh wait. that was original DVD mind u. btw, that movie was like so yesterday. and meet the fockers too. oh shitty hell. im so OUTDATED. help me, guys.
ass-hoooooooooole!!!
so where was i my dear? ahh yes. the camp. its some sort of a so-called rowing training camp or whateva shit u call it la ok. but it involves rowing, getting tired and all the shit. haha. lets not be so pessimistic ok? lemme see. the training schedule is like 3 trainings everyday. i mean it. every single day, mind you. wake up at 5 every morning, sometimes we go for a 6km jog. but at most times we do gym sessions. like just now we did 180 squats non stop. come again? 180!! i told u i got no time to lie to you! and ya. 180 crunches, 180 bench press (is that what u call it???) and 180 weight lifting ah. i donno what weight lifting mehtod precisely and i don care, actually. hmmm...so u still complaining having to wake up early in the morning??? think about my mornings before u start to grumble.
recently, we ran out of cheese so we have to eat bread and tuna but dammit, i dont eat tuna! so plain bread dipped in hot milo fer me, except today la. cuz i bought tim tam biscuits. Mmmmm. tim tam biscuits. *with that homer simpson "MMMMmmmmm..."* bleargh. im gonna grow fat and die soon.
where was i again?? err..ok. so my next training is at 11am. that will be egro training. in the gym. not so bad, so i dont get any BLACKER (more on that later). and at 5pm like that we go down on water to row. like 55mins non stop or 45mins 2 sets. yepyep. if u think ur life feels like shit, think of me and i promise u, u'll feel thankful and great. trust me.
the BRIGHTER side of this is the travelling. im leaving for Korea this july and straight from there, we'll head over to Germany for some sort of World Rowing Championship. and not a single cent out from my pocket unless i have to buy stuffs for people back home. i'll have to think about that. haha. the bad thing is that im gonna miss school for one whole bloody month. oh its a good thing?? nah. i dont think so. im sooooooo gonna fail my exams. i have terms right after the june hols and im sooooo not prepared for it. nono, its not the usual i dint study lie. im sorry if i lied to u guys before that i dint study for exmas but right now im serious. serious. SERIOUS. i dont know if i haf time to study. im soooooo gonna die, my friends. love me now before i leave.
*slap!*
aisyah deserves another spanking.
so yea. training makes me strong. haha. have u seen my legs? my left calf is bigger than my right. its super conspicuous and damn ugly ah. haf u seen my skin? its almost BLACK. with red spots. mosquito kisses. i feel loved. haha. yea. got burnt last week when we had the merlion rowing champs at seletar reservoir. the filipinos guys dint come. which was such a waste. notti me. and i got news that the 190cm guy quit the rowing team. *sniff*
butthere was this damn cute thai guy. u know jolly well ive got good taste. haha. took a pict with him but who says im gonna show it to u? haha. got a bronze, a silver and capsized on my single event. damn MALU! lets not talk about that. yea.
so yep. last week was hot and happening. hot as in, hot weather. haha. u should really have a look at my state now. im so dark people mistook me as a thai. oh no, some even thot i was a black african. thanks a lot, guys. that was damn nice to hear.
so, i STILL owe alot of people stuffs. like a prezzie for shaheen, a hug for hazie. damn. im a lousy friend. sorry guys. i'll get back to ya as soon as i find a life out here.
till then,
aisyah *=)
miss u loads.
**MWAHH**

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