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What Saiyidah Aisyah Means

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

WHATEVER seh.

lets do a detailed analysis on what taik kerbau & ketams the internet can provide.

• suave, sexy, smart, and strong. this one spot on ah, no questions asked.
• classic "Type A" personality. hmm, type A keperr.
• balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. HAHA. aisyah organized is an oxymoron. and no, i like my ducks in a circle.
• truly an original person. tau takper.
• You're a strong person. if im not, i dont deserve to be called a rower.

hmmm. as u can see, aisyah's bored. nothing interesting happened in my life so far. bored but yet readings and assignments piling on my right. like i give a damn. omg. pemalas nak mampos. i dont deserve to live seh.

school has started. i have 3 days week which is pretty exciting and im desperately job hunting now and my hp bills drg my trip to bali was $160, as compared to my previous one which was mere $60 which is the lowest in aisyah's phone bills history.

school's okay. coffee's been keeping me alive during lectures. its only the 3rd week and theres piles of work to do and aisyah willingly volunteered to decorate the notice board at my rowing centre so if theres many many of my pictures, im sorry hor.

im currently coaching scdf guys in rowing and damn, they come in batches, ranging from nsf mats to colonel ahpeks who earns $10k a month. its exciting getting to know so many scdf guys of different shapes and sizes. arent u jealous? haha. okay just write down ur preference and i'll find one for u. cheeky ones? plenty.

i missed ama's farewell party the other day cuz i had mom's last minute errands to run after coaching my 2 new annoying students from RI. RI guys are officially SO ANNOYING. one of them hapily dragged me into the water. abusing their instructor, immediate FAILURE. ama's leaving fpr australia soon. :(

and walid left like...just now. amsterdam seh. 6 months seh. what is this. everyone's leaving. i wanna leave too. :(

should have just married that old qatar guy. MAKKAU he owns an oil refinery factory seh!

oh and no, im not quitting rowing. im just taking a long break. they want to dump me in china to enter the olympic qualifiers but looking at my shape now i think i'll be an object of ridicule in china. im so fat nak mampos i will promise myself to get back in shape by next month seh. or else i think ill jump into pandan reservoir and drown myself.

or should i just go for it? go china for free seh. tak nak ah.

hmm.

i should put new year resolution #324: stop being fickle. but thats like saying aisyah, pls be fair. oh and i got my tan back. i like. :) but so are my babbats. GET RID OF THEM.

these things are all so unnecessary. why do u bother reading them? yes you. WHY?

saiful bought me an odm watch. lawa, you. but i still wanna buy that puma watch ive been eyeing. should i? NO. i should save money to pay my hp bills.

oh and new year resolution #01's getting along pretty well. i ate otah2 the other day. shrimp lah, crab lah, scallop lah. not bad aye? and im so gonna try fish and co's fish and chips. alah orang blanja mesti sedap punyer kan?

and we splurged at bakerzin that day. souffles and tapas. hmmm... sinful nak mampos. no more, okay?

okaylah. gotta get some sleep. oh and ive been having this bad bad bad sore throat and coughs since last week. am i dying? who knows.

LOVE ME, b4 i die.

emo momok,

2008

DONT HATE ME CUZ
I WENT TO BALI LAST WEEK.
no bali bomb blast, thank God.
but i had a blast.
omg, laugh.

operation : denpasarDIAM2

flight : garuda airlines
return tickets : S$420
luggage : deuter haversack
with NO ROWING UNIFORM.
finally.
travelling : ALONE.
with mom's concent : absolutely NOT.
exciting: TOTALLY.

left for denpasar: monday night.
reached denpasar safely: monday night.

mistaken for an indonesian : monday night.
mom found out about so-called secret trip: monday night.
consequence: u sooo dont wanna know.

hotel SIDOI.

hotel swimming pool.

hotel backyard.

and beautiful balinese architecture.

beautiful balinese babe?

HAHAHA.

tongue-twister-cum-break-the-code themed menu.

WHAT sauce?

say it aloud 3 times.

the shopping mall that faces the sea.

enough said.

jakon...

...nak mampos.

minah moto ke perrr.

we rode for like an hour to ULUWATU and its definitely worth the trip there.

CHECK THESE OUT.

lawa giler nak mampos.

kan? :)

WATER BOM, bali.

best.

masakan padang, sungguh enak.

surfers' paradise, dude.

hahahaha.

banana pancake for breakfast.

perfect.

and introducing the best of the best...

...most sinfully delicious thing ever created,

MARTABAK TERANG BULAN!

pancake + chocolate rice + butter + shredded cheese + grated nuts + condensed milk

tak orgasmic tak sah.

the stall by the roadside.

authentic ayam penyet, kangkong and udang (whatever)

undeniably shiok.

YES! buns to die for!

and doughnuts worth every rupiah

sigh.

mission accomplished.

well,

partially.

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

number of days not talking to mum: 2

where to next?

JOGJAKARTA, anyone?

so long

today was weird.
i wanted to go silat so i made my way to school.
in the train i started to see squiggly lines, i swear.
then everything was so bright.
when i reached clementi, i sat down at the bus stop for like ten minutes.
then i went home.
my head was throbbing like mad.
stupid headache,
spoil my plans.

like how my mum spoilt my surprise for her. tomorrow's her birthday.
so i bought her a wallet from KL.
she opened my drawer yesterday for god knows what reason and saw the wallet.
she was scolding me why i bought another wallet when i already have one.
and yesterday i was in a crankypuss mood.
so i told her its for her and i thanked her for spoiling my surprise.

oh wells.

on thursday and friday, i had my first camp in 6 months!
GOD i miss doing camps.
camps are really fun with the right people around.
it was kind of a boring camp but i had loads of fun.
besides being called PIPES, thanks to ben.
tak habes habes.
u dont wanna know the story.
trust me.
think mocca.com.

hmm.

last week i went to KL. credits to my cousin, nana, for the photos. i was waiting for the photos lah thats why i didnt update. okay so i went with my uncle and his family.

nana and me

my uncle, my (small) uncle, my aunt and my cuz.

yeah, that small lil boy is my uncle cuz my grandpa married again even tho he's close to 80 (or is he alr 80?) and got this kid named imran and so yes, my uncle is in primary 2 this year.

on our first night, we had christmas buffet at the hotel restaurant. TAK MAKAN RUGI OI.

HO HO HO.

wipe that dripping saliva, please.

my favourites.

rejected gingerbread men for shrek 4.

FREAKING CUTE PLEASE.

and yummmmmmy. :)

OYSTERS, yo.

oh, i have a new year resolution: i wanna learn to eat seafood. and oysters are so wrong to start with. but my uncle said RUGI TAK TRY. so i did.

this was the face before it went inside my mouth ah.

you sooooo dont wanna see the 'after-eating-oysters' face seh.

oysters are disgusting.

PERIOD.

its like cod liver oil in solid form.

its not even solid. its like semi liquid.

GROSS.

never again.

my aunt's birthday fell on christmas so my uncle surprised her with a cake. so sweeeet lar.

and whats a trip to KL without the shopping moments. HMM.

we met up with saiful who was sweet enough to drive us around. we went to Midvalley Megamall which was mega humongously enormously besar nak mampos!

and im not exaggerating.

that place is HUGE and i heard one utama is even HUGER! thank god we dint go to oneutama. hahaha.

okay yes. aisyah is fat.

you dont have to remind me.

ugh.

what can i do seh.

all we did at kl was to shop eat shop eat sleep shop eat. and everything there is annoyingly halal like yoshinoya, subway, CARLS JR!!!, domino's pizza, bread talk! omg. thank god i dont live in kl. ill grow fat and die i swear.

saifullah ramly :)

and on the third day, saiful brought me and my aunt to midvalley again and we watched ANAK HALAL. turned out to be a pretty good movie, i bet my aunty liked it cuz she was crying! and i was laughing at her and i laughed until i cried seh. hahahaha. sorry saiful if u dont like it :(

oh good movie, go watch.

checked my exam results in KL. spoilt my mood. hmmm. it was bad but i keep telling myself, its not bad for someone who rows everyday. my mum said i should stop rowing.

...

AHH KL. i miss KL. :)

and then i had my first new years eve party. ALA pat causeway point pun jadi lah kan? hahahaha. i was helping akhmad's mum. party at woodlands seh. meet the new years eve party virgins:

we were supposed to jaga the men's changing room

and we were bored.

how slenger can we get, shaheen? :)

act cool keper. HAHA.

the akhmad pose.

scroll down to find out why.

minah rockers!

look at the akhmad pose!

heen, khai, akhmad and me.

first picture taken in 2008 :)

hello? we were on stage for the prize giving!

me and heen were so excited.

the whole of woodlands estate could see us.

and he was our only eye candy for the night.

new years eve with my bestie.

BEST.

wah panjang entry ni.

im tired.

there goes my throbbing head.

like jumanji.

HMM.

hazi's finally back.

school's opening soon.

damn u, bidding modules thingy.

and u babbats.

GO AWAY.