the most hilarious music video ive ever watched. :)
sigh. been a long time since i had a good laugh. and exams. oh exams. ergh, exams.
one more week to plough tru. and thats it man.
everyone who visit this space is cordially invited to aisyah's funeral right after her prelim's results are released, prolly after the september holidays. it'll be nice if u could be there to send ur deepest condolences. i'll be watching from above. i know who's been naughty and nice. cuz santa claus is coming to town! nyaha. look what education has done to my brain. to the extent that i suddenly found paul twohill cute. i know, gasp. when i told my friends, they told me to take 161. thats the straight but from woodlands to imh. thanks, friends. well, u guys dont have to visit me at imh anymore. take the bus from boon lay bus interchange that brings u to the muslim cemetery. ask my mum what plot number im in. anyway, while you're at my funeral, come take a look at the scars exams has inflicted upon me. i dont mind if u pry open my brain to see how much it has shrivelled to the size of a pea. dont be scared, i wont haunt u if u had been nice to me while im alive. there'll be food and drinks available upon request. bring some flowers and rose water and please make my grave hot pink, must be tastefully decorated. and i dont want trees near it. and make the tiled chairs around it bigger, please. i want my visitors to be happy. i dont mind classic ideas or roslan renovations. they do dapur-dapur dont they? eh wait, dapur is kitchen and dapur dapur is graveyard. right? dont mind my utter horrible malay, will u? havent been reading the malay papers since my higher mother tongue o level exams.
baah. sitting for 2 gp papers and econs paper 3 on the same day feels like someone is using my econs file which is thicker than my longman's dictionary and repeatedly hitting it on my head. yes, painful. how sadistic can the school be. 3 papers in one day. why not i suggest u finish marking okay, lets be nice, lets take only the gp papers for the whole cohort and complete marking them in one day? hah. and have u seen the new trophy ive won? it says "champion: sleeping during exams, prelims to be exact." uhh. i sort of fell asleep during the econs paper. and no, im not lying. i know, its terrible but it wasnt intentional and its certainly nothing to be proud of. i was really tired and my brain cant process and dont know HOW i suddenly closed my eyes and wasted 5 mins. when i woke up my eyes were so dry and i totally lost focus on the paper and im not surprised if i fail. sorry mr mashren, i really tried my best. and hey, ure invited too :)
and maths, oh maths. equally painful. i've never sat for a more tougher maths paper than that. ergh. even beh finds it difficult. and how did u think i fared? a for terms, f for prelims. will i be able to appear in record books for that? power, aisyah. power rangers. what colour ranger do u want? i see RED ranger.
oh no, how much does it cost to take a taxi from woodlands to imh, again? 161 takes too long.
"tit tit tit. set set set me me me sleep by sleep up and down. u and i i and u. chelly chelly long cham pas!"
then it doesnt end there. geog paper one is so so brain draining. its my personal record! 5 drqs and 2 essays in 3 hours! but i left 2 part b questions out. like totally blank, worldless, nil, nothing, empty, yes, u can see it coming. the big fat zero. i predict i'll get 2 of them. hmph. most of the time, i had trouble finding what to write drg the paper, which is worse then having something to write but no time to write. sigh.
thats why i say, everyone's invited to my kenduri/ funeral. see you there. :) tell me if u need me to send out invitation cards. i dont mind putting the extra effort for my event.
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