izzat's reading materials

come on, DANCE like noones watching. LOVE like theres no tomorrrooooowwww.

WOOTS.

IZZAT!
here's ur reading materials:

OKAY.
i know i havent updated for so long. i have been so busy. im giving all sorts of excuses. i havent ran in ages. i havent started training. i complain too much. i study too little. i eat and sleep. and im growing fatter. ive never felt so fat and heavy in my life. seriously. but oh well. im such a lazy pantat no wonder im growing horizontally. i have to buy new clothes cuz apparently ive outgrown my old ones. its not an excuse to buy new clothes but okay, if u say so.

HAVE YOU SEEN AISYAH RECENTLY?

barlapisan babbat beb.

(stares at izzat)

here's what happened in the last month or so. (life has succummed to mere listing of events. how sad is that?)

#01- aisyah has no more scdf guys.
okay so im not coaching rowing anymore cuz i have no more scdf guys to coach. BOO :( but they're having a regatta soon oh soon, this wednesday in fact so come down with ur sunglasses, girls and wash ureyes squeaky clean. oh im not interested in any of them (anymore). lalala.

pats on my back.

#02- aisyah saves lives.
OH have i told u there was one time i saved someone's life! saving the life of a lifesaver- the irony! 2 scdf guys capsized and both apparently werent good swimmers so ms power ranger aisyah saved their lives, God knows how. so much for not being able to swim huh. never underestimate ur ablilities. never underestimate me seh.

BISH.

#03- aisyah has too much free time.
ohwell. im taking up courses to become a netball coach now. going back to my roots. roots ke per. haha. but i havent gotten any assignment yet cuz they cant find a school to suit my busy time table. BUSY! seriously im so packed i cant even find time to sit down and reflect on my busy musy life. im full of bullshit. stop me pls.

#04- aisyah misses netball.
thats why i joined the netball inter faculty games. and omg ARTS won science at the finals okay. 28-29. woots. THAT close, i tell you and best thing was, after 10 years of playing netball (OMG I FEEL SO OLD!) that was my first time playing as a goalkeeper. apparently my keeping skills are not bad u know. baah. first medal of the year. hurrah.

#05- aisyah misses soccer too.

and u know aisyah pantang nampak competition, sumer nak join.

so me and the girls formed our usual kentalans team and we joined this adidas futsal competition. we did pretty badly tho. we trained only umm, twice? we dint qualify for the knock out stages. i feel damn old and lousy. shit. but it was all in the name of fun ya? and definitely, it was a BLAST.

excited dapat jersey adidas.

morforge.

do it like the pro, bebeh.

we are so garang, cant u tell?

safra tampines

and check out this kental kick of the yearrr...

rowers should just stick to rowing?

#06- aisyah is so kental.

in the name of fun, joy and laughter, my right toe got stepped on (studded boots, mind you!) and its rotting right now. its as ugly as my distorted left toe but its okay cuz now they're both ugly so it balances out the ugliness. and a bruise on my right shin, WHATS NEW, aisyah?

dont 'padan muka' me okay.

#07- aisyah's kembang moment of the month

and so were lost so we got to go home early and there was this minah who came up to me and asked me if i played for a club or school cuz she said i was pretty good.

IHADTOPUTTHATIN, hadnt i?

kembang membang. eh, hello, its not everyday that u receive compliments about ur soccer skills okay. :)

oh well.

#08- aisyah picked up something new.

wah pemanjat batu ikhtisas ke per.

ayub's my climbing buddy.

#09- aisyah's loved.

by them.

13 years and counting, babes. :)

and him.

the one i listened to microwave popcorns with.

the one with the stop it face.

okay. both of us has stop it faces.

but he's the champion of all stop it faces.

i come in second.

yup, thats the one. :)

STOPIT SEH. so mushy mushy.

eh, see lah i malas want to write anymore. i think thats about it.

my kneecap is senget and so is my brain.

Insyaallah ill be leaving for china in april. (ill be celebrating my 20th in china). best nyer.

we shall wait and see. only time will tell.

right, dear?

week 5

ADAM LEVINE said that.
sweet kan?
but he's too white for me, i cannot stand too white guys.

eh CLEO's 50 most eligible bachelor's out.
and i have NOT even bought my textbooks yet.
champion, aisyah.
WHY AM I SO PEMALAS?
seriously.
ergh.
ya and i was asking khairul how come that blogosphere's famous uncle sha's not featured.
ure hot too, okay, khairul, but ure engaged to ur HOT tunang,
sorry only bachelors need apply.

OOH.
i fell asleep in stats lecture today and was so lost during stats tutorial.
dont even start on new media seh!
my work's piling up,
and i willingly volunteered to play in the inter faculty netball and touch rugby.
and i signed up for the netball coaching course,
courses are held at kallang netball centre,
and they end at 10pm.
kallang is like at the other end of the world.
im in silat, but ive only attended their training like 4 times.
and i want to improve my CAP score this sem.
sometimes hor,
u just cant please everyone.
let alone please urself in the first place.

so i went for the netball course the other night after school,
and i realised how much like crazy nak mampos i miss netball.
coach rose recommended me to join a club.
theres one at bedok.
BEDOK? like seriously.
i'll consider.

tempting, definitely.

i mean i dont mind if i drive, or ride.
thus, i have this crazy idea.
i mean if i can go bali without my mum knowing...
hmm.. i believe that u shouldnt share ur crazy ideas with the world, if not it wont happen.
so hush hush. u just wait and see what crazy aisyah is up to.
-evil smile-

i think im suffering from the rowing withdrawal syndrome.

everything u want, aisyah!
but study dowan.

WAH.
i ran at the stadium that day.
i used to breeze through 15 rounds, but now im already struggling at my 7th.
something is seriously wrong with me.
its depressing,
really :(

im an athlete, for goodness sake;
not was.

the wellington guys have started training for their season.
my source of motivation?
anything to keep me going, bebeh.

oh i went to dr woffles wu's house on the 2nd day of cny. his mom's my mom's friend. & mommy said my face looks fatter. LOOK! :(

oh i bought this 4 inch heels, cuz it was on sale. but when i wore it, syahir's still taller than me.

annoying hor?

and im selling OREO cakes and PEANUT BUTTER cakes. cuz recently i found this new recipe and i wanted to try it and my brothers are addicted to it. im selling them for $15 a pan. try it, okay! :)

drop me an email if ure interested hor? ariesyah88@hotmail.com

okay, look.
then, buy.

this is the oreo cake.
im not an oreo fan but this is so sedap giler.
ask izzat.

and this is the peanut butter cake.
this is inspired by my brother.
he actually ordered from me.
exciting kan!

i told my brother to decorate it nicely for me and this is what he produced.
peanut butter transformer cake.
so much for being a laselle student.

and my mum's selling these oh so adorable cookies. i was helping her bake that day and the HANGUS ones are my batch, i wonder why. but they're still as sedap anyways. im not sure how much she's selling them for though. i'll ask her if ure interested. eh, but they're so sedap, my brothers (monsters) can finish one container in one night.

oh i got some other stuff to lelong, btw.

i bought these EVERLAST (original, okay) shoes recently and somehow my feet grew overnight so i dint even get to use it!

colour: (as seen lor) light violet. lawa okay.
size: US 8
condition: PERFECT, never worn before, ever.
selling price: $30 (negotiable!)

and wait! another teeshirt i bought which i never wore. dont ask me why i bought it, please. kalau murah takper! this one's an original from Pink Industries.
exclusive, okay.

colour: pale yellow
size: L
condition: BRAND NEW, price tag still attached!
selling price: $30

i ate fish & co's fish and chips which is (YES! I ATE FISH!) so sedap giler. :)

i need to invest in good contact lenses and lasik surgery. or might as well get an eye transplant. my eyes are so annoyingly over sensitive! must be the too much reading of CLEO's Bachelor issue ahh. when i dont wear my contacts, people will believe that im a quarter chinese. look ma, no eyes!

pantats of the world unite!
goodnight!

shaggedelic

okay fast game.

HAHA. "fast game" is funny shit.

i was sick since 3 weeks ago. still is. ERGH. my immune system is chinese, so they're on a holiday ah. dammit.

first the sore throat, then the cough, the phlegms, inflammation of the throat, yada yada.

i dint see any doctor the first week cuz i was busy. no, i was broke. no wait let me think of an excuse. oh bother! i dint give a damn, okay. im a stubborn ass. like whats new. i thought my immune system could handle it, apparently it couldnt. so it got worse and the coughs started to annoy the shit out of me. so yes, i went to see the doctor on the second week. and this is doctor number one. who prescribed me with ero tabs as antibiotics and cough syrup. later, i had major nausea i vomitted twice. bloody hell. so i went to doctor number two at another clinic. he prescribed me with nausea pills and gastric pills. the vomitting and nausea got worse i almost vomitted on the train on that monday on the way to school i had to turn back home then i slept for like 18 hours. hello? BEAT THAT! it so deserves a place in the record book of impossible feats aisyah achieved! 18 hours seh! then when i woke up i went to the same clinic but doctor number three was on consultation and told me that the ero tabs doctor number one prescribed is the reason behind the nausea so he prescribed me with diff antibiotics.

finally, thank you very much. a doctor that does his job well done, excellent. so no more coughs, okay lesser coughs now, but after the day i slept for 18hours, i couldnt sleep! so i slept at 5am that night/morning/whatever and now my eye bags can store my laptop! SHIT. and all of a sudden after months the sinus left for athey're long break, they're back seh. sinus sensitivitis sucks.

alliteration ke perr.

so because of aisyah and her bermacam macam sickness, i dint get to attend ama's farewell party okay. but i went for the mini movie screening at her house yest just to see her b4 she leaves for aust but i forgot to bring it. okay i got until saturday. and that was my 6th time watching mean girls. hmm.

okay then hor, im so pemalas right u know that and everyone knows that i am always full of excuses so thats why ive been gaining weight so i thought, i need a source of motivation.

WHAT KEEPS ME GOING?

im supposed to go beijing for the olympic qualifiers but i told the association im not prepared for it so i think i'll give it a miss. big leap but oh well. gotta be honest with urself. im so fat i dont deserve to be called an athlete, let alone a rower! so one fine day i cannot tahan looking at the babbats protruding here there and everywhere i put on my running shoes and just run. just run. and omg, its been yeaaars since i ran.

then it hit me, hard ; i've lost it.

hello world. ive lost it! the rythm, the momentum, the feel. OH MY GOD. i thought how can a runaholic lose the feeling of running? i deserve to be burnt alive! (not that im not hangus already). but omg. it was one of the worst feelings in the world! okay well, not really but okay it was a bad feeling. it was humiliating to myself. it spells disaster. the feeling of babbats wobbling like koniyaku jelly under my tee when i run, the gasping for air just after 15mins of run, the pant, the wobbly knees and ankles. the everything lah! everything is so out of shape it looks wrong it feels bad. the muslces are disintergrating. i know it doesnt disintegrate, its a figure of speech. thank god i dint had any stitches, if not i would have screamed!

i lost it, havent i?

so now i'll jump at any opportunity whenever possible to provide myself with sufficient motivation to keep me going. like the national vertical marathon which i thought i should give it a try this year and im so gonna sign up for it.

and theres X-Physique where i intend to conquer my fear of cycling and lear how to swim.

and theres the adidas futsal tournament and netball and touch rugby ifg.

anything that makes me sweat, bebeh, give it to me!

so aisyah, im sorry but u have no more excuses to give. u must start training, go run whenever possible, go row, go climb, go swim, go dance and skip and hop and twist and turn!!

dah giler?

memang giler. aper nak buat?

"ini ader time

itu ader time

tapi blajar takder time"

have u ever wonderedhow is it possible that most moms say the same thing? hmm.

okay kan aisyah dah ngantuk.

a bit more next time then.

happy chinese new year! so much for me being 25% chinese.

gong xi gong xi.

dah, BYE.

randomization.

What Saiyidah Aisyah Means

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

WHATEVER seh.

lets do a detailed analysis on what taik kerbau & ketams the internet can provide.

• suave, sexy, smart, and strong. this one spot on ah, no questions asked.
• classic "Type A" personality. hmm, type A keperr.
• balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. HAHA. aisyah organized is an oxymoron. and no, i like my ducks in a circle.
• truly an original person. tau takper.
• You're a strong person. if im not, i dont deserve to be called a rower.

hmmm. as u can see, aisyah's bored. nothing interesting happened in my life so far. bored but yet readings and assignments piling on my right. like i give a damn. omg. pemalas nak mampos. i dont deserve to live seh.

school has started. i have 3 days week which is pretty exciting and im desperately job hunting now and my hp bills drg my trip to bali was $160, as compared to my previous one which was mere $60 which is the lowest in aisyah's phone bills history.

school's okay. coffee's been keeping me alive during lectures. its only the 3rd week and theres piles of work to do and aisyah willingly volunteered to decorate the notice board at my rowing centre so if theres many many of my pictures, im sorry hor.

im currently coaching scdf guys in rowing and damn, they come in batches, ranging from nsf mats to colonel ahpeks who earns $10k a month. its exciting getting to know so many scdf guys of different shapes and sizes. arent u jealous? haha. okay just write down ur preference and i'll find one for u. cheeky ones? plenty.

i missed ama's farewell party the other day cuz i had mom's last minute errands to run after coaching my 2 new annoying students from RI. RI guys are officially SO ANNOYING. one of them hapily dragged me into the water. abusing their instructor, immediate FAILURE. ama's leaving fpr australia soon. :(

and walid left like...just now. amsterdam seh. 6 months seh. what is this. everyone's leaving. i wanna leave too. :(

should have just married that old qatar guy. MAKKAU he owns an oil refinery factory seh!

oh and no, im not quitting rowing. im just taking a long break. they want to dump me in china to enter the olympic qualifiers but looking at my shape now i think i'll be an object of ridicule in china. im so fat nak mampos i will promise myself to get back in shape by next month seh. or else i think ill jump into pandan reservoir and drown myself.

or should i just go for it? go china for free seh. tak nak ah.

hmm.

i should put new year resolution #324: stop being fickle. but thats like saying aisyah, pls be fair. oh and i got my tan back. i like. :) but so are my babbats. GET RID OF THEM.

these things are all so unnecessary. why do u bother reading them? yes you. WHY?

saiful bought me an odm watch. lawa, you. but i still wanna buy that puma watch ive been eyeing. should i? NO. i should save money to pay my hp bills.

oh and new year resolution #01's getting along pretty well. i ate otah2 the other day. shrimp lah, crab lah, scallop lah. not bad aye? and im so gonna try fish and co's fish and chips. alah orang blanja mesti sedap punyer kan?

and we splurged at bakerzin that day. souffles and tapas. hmmm... sinful nak mampos. no more, okay?

okaylah. gotta get some sleep. oh and ive been having this bad bad bad sore throat and coughs since last week. am i dying? who knows.

LOVE ME, b4 i die.

emo momok,

2008

DONT HATE ME CUZ
I WENT TO BALI LAST WEEK.
no bali bomb blast, thank God.
but i had a blast.
omg, laugh.

operation : denpasarDIAM2

flight : garuda airlines
return tickets : S$420
luggage : deuter haversack
with NO ROWING UNIFORM.
finally.
travelling : ALONE.
with mom's concent : absolutely NOT.
exciting: TOTALLY.

left for denpasar: monday night.
reached denpasar safely: monday night.

mistaken for an indonesian : monday night.
mom found out about so-called secret trip: monday night.
consequence: u sooo dont wanna know.

hotel SIDOI.

hotel swimming pool.

hotel backyard.

and beautiful balinese architecture.

beautiful balinese babe?

HAHAHA.

tongue-twister-cum-break-the-code themed menu.

WHAT sauce?

say it aloud 3 times.

the shopping mall that faces the sea.

enough said.

jakon...

...nak mampos.

minah moto ke perrr.

we rode for like an hour to ULUWATU and its definitely worth the trip there.

CHECK THESE OUT.

lawa giler nak mampos.

kan? :)

WATER BOM, bali.

best.

masakan padang, sungguh enak.

surfers' paradise, dude.

hahahaha.

banana pancake for breakfast.

perfect.

and introducing the best of the best...

...most sinfully delicious thing ever created,

MARTABAK TERANG BULAN!

pancake + chocolate rice + butter + shredded cheese + grated nuts + condensed milk

tak orgasmic tak sah.

the stall by the roadside.

authentic ayam penyet, kangkong and udang (whatever)

undeniably shiok.

YES! buns to die for!

and doughnuts worth every rupiah

sigh.

mission accomplished.

well,

partially.

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

number of days not talking to mum: 2

where to next?

JOGJAKARTA, anyone?